In this week’s episode of A Feminist and A Comedian Walk Into a Bar, Justin and I ask our fellow Americans this: Why y’all so gaga for royal weddings?
It *is* cool that Markle, Meghan is a biracial American girl living the princess dream at age 36, sure. But it’s just rich people having a wedding, right? I think if you’re into royal weddings, you can’t trash people who like, say, Kardashian hot goss?
That said, how hot are Harry and Meghan Prince? I too wish to be that radiant! Thus, my drink for the episode: a green smoothie.
The recipe is as easy as Meghan’s life will now be. In a blender mix:
- One banana
- Six pineapple chunks
- One cup vanilla almond milk
- A sh*t ton of spinach
- Some ice cubes
- All your deep-seeded classism and that chip on your shoulder about people born into royalty
Blend. Sprinkle with a “taste of the tropics.”
In topic two, in typical American fashion, our ignorance and hypocrisy about world issues comes first circle as we fangirl and fanboy out about a celebrity, Lenny Bruce. Here’s some key primer viewing experiences.
Our last topic highlights our picks for 90s band we most want to see received on concert.
And Justin gets the story about Nirvana at the mtv music awards kind of wrong but states it with such authority and certainty it makes me proud to be an American!