I just love this juxtaposition so much.
Sears closing. 
Sears rebranding? 
Tarot table cards at a taco joint. So many synonyms! 
What goodies await in your community mailbox? I found a dinosaur.
On the way to my dentist appointment. 
At my dentist appointment. They were playing, of all things, Deep Blue Sea. That lyric is my new favorite Most Ridiculous Lyric Without Any Context.
