If “Tipsy” was written now

Errrrrrrrbody in the club…

got a podcast

got a thinkpiece

got a thinkpiece about specifically that, whatever you’re talking about right now

got the university alumni association donation line on block

got a clever hashtag they think they started

got an undiagnosed anxiety disorder

got beef with a Baby Boomer

gotta unsubscribe from five email newsletters a day

got a recurring nightmare where they become a hilarious new meme

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