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Find the dick!
You do you, wall.
Black Velvet, White Jesus is the name of my new fake band. 
As seen at the AIC. 
As seen waiting in the dressing room line at Forever 21. I’m a creep.
So hot, in fact, we can’t waste any time doing spell check! To be fair, it makes sense to think extremely would start with “extra.”
This building is a physical manifestation of me in relationships in my early 20s. “YES. NO. YES. NO.”
I just love this for some reason…
As seen at the SafeHouse restaurant in Milwaukee. Everyone picks their own agent name. I keep giggling at this one.
Rudy Not For Sale.
